last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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