after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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