I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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