dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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