I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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