He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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