Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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