love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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