Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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