so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
organizing the empties. That sober.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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