you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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