we're blogging at a bar
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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