Do you still have your period?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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