whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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