id be glad to
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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