remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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