I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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