Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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