The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
