I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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