I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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