I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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