stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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