Just cropdusted the office
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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