yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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