I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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