FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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