it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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