yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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