how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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