i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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