Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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