is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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