Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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