Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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