Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize