My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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