I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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