I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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