Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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