I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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