Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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