I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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