i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize