So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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