This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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