i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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