White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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