I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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