Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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