At least make sure they are 18
Why
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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