going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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