youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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