So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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