Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
love makes seman taste better
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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